Tag: humor
group name: uln
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August 05, 2009 08:29 PM EDT --
For all of those who have submitted a story, poem, a manuscript to a contest, magazine, agent or a publisher you know about the anxiety before getting the answer. Trying not to look desperate, filling . . .
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December 20, 2009 04:30 PM EST --
Simple, easy way to clean the commode:
This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of . . .
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July 30, 2009 08:04 PM EDT --
This whole week I’m part of a dreadful statistic. I’m not skipping work, cutting hours, creating conflict at the office, but barely doing my job. Hoping no one will notice, but I guess . . .
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December 21, 2009 03:15 PM EST --
Ah, our favorite reading: bumper stickers:
1 Vegetarian--Indian for lousy hunter.
2 When I go to the grocery, my dog thinks I’m the greatest hunter in . . .
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November 15, 2009 04:26 PM EST --
This information has just been released:
Treatments for different types of flu:
What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
For bird flu you need tweetment. . . .
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December 07, 2009 10:56 AM EST --
1 Unattended children will be given a latte and a kitty.
2. Oh, No! I forgot to get a job.
3 What a friend we have in cheeses.
4 Whom would Jesus bomb? . . .
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October 17, 2009 11:25 AM EDT --
Please excuse me while I think of an excuse for plagiarizing this material. I made a duplicate of an e-mail to duplicate it here and have no idea about the source. . . .
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November 27, 2009 11:33 AM EST --
1. Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. . . .
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December 10, 2009 01:37 PM EST --
Our Crazy Language
An oldie, but favorite...
There is a funny "gotcha" in this. See if you can find it.
Did you know that "verb" is a noun?
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November 01, 2009 11:43 AM EST --
I found this information of interest on snopes. com, which affirms it as true:
A man in Los Angeles applied for a vanity license plate. His three choices were I. Sailing, 2. Boating, . . .
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December 02, 2009 02:19 PM EST --
1 Life is overrated.
2 Hope--sold out
Next shipment in 2014
3 Bush president survivor
4 I watch Comedy Sentral News. . . .
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December 18, 2009 01:02 PM EST --
1 Ho w many vegetables had to die for your stupid salad?
2 Tomorrow I will wake up sober. You will wake up still ugly.
3 Caution: . . .
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December 20, 2009 01:56 PM EST --
Exercise your brain and make a sentence with these letters: Add only a, an, the , and and .
w e c m d
Women everywhere . . .
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September 12, 2009 02:20 PM EDT --
Our favorite reading: bumper sticker creations:
I'll try to be kinder if you will try to be smarter.
Nothing ever seems right anymore.
I re-cycle . . .
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November 15, 2009 11:42 AM EST --
The intelligentsia loves bumper stickers.
1 My kid is prisoner of the month at the county jail.
2 Got a gun for my wife. Best trade I ever made. . . .
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August 06, 2009 03:44 PM EDT --
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know......!) and is available as an E-Book H E R E! and H E R E! And . . .
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September 17, 2009 10:42 AM EDT --
As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to
"make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that
our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements . . .
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November 12, 2009 01:25 AM EST --
Reuters Group Limited, is a Canadian owned (Thomson Family of Toronto) news agency that is based in Britain and rated as the largest news service in the World.
While the British are one of the most . . .
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September 18, 2009 03:37 PM EDT --
Researchers found women will typically spill the beans to at least one other person in 47 hours and 15 minutes, reports the Daily Telegraph.
THAT'S TWO DAYS........tops!
Depending on who the gossip . . .
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September 04, 2009 04:07 PM EDT --
I was reading a science journal the other day and was surprised to discover that some dinosaurs had common ancestors with reptiles like lizards and alligators and snakes and komodo dragons and other . . .
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